as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
I totally had the music playing in my head too
when someone you dont like texts you about their problems
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
mermaid: bae come over i’m bored
me: i cant breathe underwater
mermaid: i’m off my period
these jokes are getting ridiculous
The thirteenth year oh my god!!!
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